4 AM ramblings

Kinja'd!!! "ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
05/18/2015 at 22:12 • Filed to: 4 AM ramblings

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Why don’t dolphins have hands?

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Why do people shit themselves over cafe racers? I mean they’re cool and all but boardtrack racers guys.

My friend says girls with male names are hot. So why isn’t my dream girl named Howard?

Why does the facelifted Mazda5 look like this emoji?

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House music was created by black and gay people in black gay Detroit and NYC nightclubs. Deep house was created by even blacker gayer people and this is why it’s the coolest genre in the world. Nothing sounds as good as that sweet, sweet earnectar.

I’m bi and I kinda want to wear a floral print shirt. I don’t know why lots of LGBT people sometimes act in a way society calls feminine, it’s not a normally gay thing I don’t think, I think maybe society has influenced modern gays to be like that perhaps? Not saying it’s bad of course, it’s just curious, something to think about. I frequently feel closer to the female gender than most males, like not sexually but psychologically, I wonder why that is? I also think males and females could learn something from each other, like I feel women are frequently too sensitive and males are really insensitive a lot of the time. Some middle ground would be great. Not sure how this ties into the floral print shirt but one of these days I’m gonna muster up the guts to wear that thing. It’ll be cash.

Why did the Triumph TR6 have giant wheels?

I’d like to take a 1930s/’40s sedan of some sort and modify it in the Japanese bosozoku style. Like a Buick of some sort with massive sheetmetal flares and takeyari exhaust and hellaturdstanced on some unnaturally large JDM wheels. That would be awesome.

I live in Poland. I have a literal love-hate relationship with this place. I’m a kid who isn’t entirely fluent in the language (I get along), and damn, this place pisses me off a lot. The people here are so abrasive, they’re intolerant and rude to anyone who isn’t their friend. On the other hand this is my home, I’ve lived here 2/3 of my life, I feel an inexplicable bond to the place that I want nothing more than to escape from, even though I know I’ll miss it. I want to go away and have adventures. I feel so restless but powerless at the same time, as someone who isn’t legally an adult yet. I look forward to going places when I get the chance. I’m counting on my bike being able to take me places when I get it together, but then my poor mother is gonna be worried sick, my brother is already a hot rodder and even though I know I’m following in his footsteps sooner or later I don’t want to worry her any more. But I want to blast down a country lane on my fantasy, yet-unfinished boardtrack racer in my vintage racer getup like it’s 1919, stirring up leaves, disturbing the peace, begging the world to look at me because I’m that insecure.

Who the fuck is gonna weld my boardie frame?

“Have you kicked a Swiss cheese today? Call 1-800-FUCK-SWISS-CHEESE to get your kicks!”
^I’ve been told that’s funny.

I have math tomorrow. I should go to sleep.

Going to sleep goodnight Oppo thanks for tuning in


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! AM > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:18

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Brand new and already has lights that don't work?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:19

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This is good Oppo.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > AM
05/18/2015 at 22:24

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Maybe that’s how the indicators work.


Kinja'd!!! AM > TheHondaBro
05/18/2015 at 22:28

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I just looked it up, the DRLs double as turn indicators so you’re right.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:31

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Well, this was an interesting read. The old sedan in the whole JDM yo sorta style would be amazing. I would love to see that.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:41

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I don’t know about the rest, but I think the reason dolphins don’t have hands is because their fingers would be pruney being in the water all the time.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:43

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people seems ot be intolerant/ rude all over the place.

i wasn;t sure what a cafe racer was but I found this awesomeness in my search

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we’d be fucked if dolphins had hands


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/18/2015 at 22:46

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The Mazda5 made me smile. If it could tow racecar, it would be on my to-buy list.